Wolverine is ageless.
You can read up to 500 words per minute
THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD.
Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this…
I feel like this is also why playing video games like Pokemon taught me to be a fast reader. I was impatient so I set the text speed to high and just went with it. It freaking works.

I AM SOBBING OMG
If they were really trying to hide Luke from Vader, they probably shouldn’t have named him Skywalker.